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trash candy

overheardinpreschool: 3 Year Old Girl: I’m feeling happy! Me: Really? That makes ME feel happy! 3 Year Old Girl: No you can’t feel happy. You’re feeling like trash candy. Me: But I’m smiling because I’m happy. 3 Year Old Girl: But you’re trash candy.

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I’d dedicate this scene to every horribly dramatic break up ever. Currently pouring out a salty bottle of tears in memorium. Note: This is a deleted scene from GIRL CRAZY. If you care to see more, check out girlcrazyshow.com. It features the wonderful Holly Prazoff. See her show tomorrow.

Feb 22nd

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grlcrzy: GIRL CRAZY IS HERE! an all new independent comedy series. if you like what you see, please spread the word. starring: Elisha Yaffe Dan Cohen Holly Prazoff Jenna Lyng Ann Maddox Pat Boccuzzi Codi Fischer created by: Elisha Yaffe Dan Cohen directed by: Joaquin Poblete produced by: Katie Clifford official site: girlcrazyshow.com facebook:...

Feb 14th

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curtneill: It’s always best to remember the good times. Thanks for the memories, Whitney. Curt Neill, everybody.

Feb 13th

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Good Idea / Bad Idea?

I wanna try and impress my girlfriend so I’ve decided I’m going to wake her up on Valentine’s Day by singing “The Luckiest Guy On The Lower East Side” by The Magnetic Fields while shirtless and in cut offs.

Feb 3rd

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ATTN ALL: Personal Spin Doctor For Hire

BECAUSE POLITICIANS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO NEED REFRAMING! Hi. It’s me. Johnson Humperdick. College dropout, coke addict. Or should I say…Energetic entrepreneur! We all have life problems. But what if we (drumroll, thank you) looked at them as…life solutions! Confused? Exactly. That just means your brain is working hard. Happen to have a problematic history of being a...

Jan 29th

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TRUE STORY

25,034 viruses later, I finally got a LEGIT penis enlargement email offer. Perseverance pays off, ya’ll!

Jan 9th

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Jan 2nd

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grlcrzy: The teaser trailer is here! “GIRL CRAZY” Created by: Elisha Yaffe and Dan Cohen Directed by: Joaquin Poblete. Produced by: Katie Clifford. Starring: Dan Cohen, Elisha Yaffe, Codi Elizabeth Fischer and Pat Boccuzzi. Featuring: Ann Maddox, Jessica Jardine, Holly Prazoff, Jenna Lyng, and Alison Becker. Hey ya’ll. I wrote this with my pal Dan Cohen. It was...

Jan 2nd

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