FAKE SLOGANS.
The worst part about Downers Grove not being developed further was that we never were able to unveil the “official” Downers Grove town website we were making with the IT team over at Warner Brothers, complete an “Dear Abby” section called “Ask Mr. Dobalina”, personals, police records, and fake banner ads for local businesses featured in the show.
Here are some slogans we came up with:
SLOGANS
GO GO’S GAS MART
“Bathrooms are for customers only.”
“Free [day-old] donut with every fill-up.”
“Dozens served.”
“Fill it up before you go go!”
“Pixie Stix by the register!”
DINNERTOWN
“Everyone eats when they go to a restaurant”
“Home of a sandwich!”
“Come in on your birthday, and get a free head of lettuce!”
“Across the highway from Applebee’s”
“Home of the Marinara Trench, North America’s Deepest Sauce Pit”
“Now indoors!”
“Try our one gallon applesauce challenge for a chance to win a souvenir WINDBREAKER!”
“Proud to celebrate your stupid high school play.”
“No substitutions”
“Add chili to anything on our menu for just $2.89!”
ZITI PETE’S
“High Class Dining, Low Class Prices - That’s Amore!”
“A Taste of Italy, Without a Plane Ticket!”
“Saucey Fun”
“Take a pit stop in Italia!”
And here’s a screenshot of what the website was gonna potentially look like:
Sorry Dad Presents: And Friends!
UCB Theatre // $5 // Friday September 23rd Midnight // Tickets
My friends and I make web series like Downers Grove and Minor Stars. This friday at Midnight we’re going to debut a brand new one, Roommate Meeting, and we’ve invited friends like our favorite stand up Kyle Kinane, and our favorite all female comedic dance trio, Cocoon! Come see it if you’re in Los Angeles and you like fun.
Do what he says!
Minor Stars Episode Two: “This Has Nothing To Do With The Show, Ted”
Written by/Starring: Michael Blaiklock, Justin Becker, Elisha Yaffe, & Dave Horwitz
ft. Danielle Bessler, Genevieve Jones. Directed by Pearl Wible / Produced By Becca Kinskey / Music by Dan Gross
The second episode is LIVE! Please enjoy and share with your closest friends and loved ones. A link to this video makes a great Valentine’s Day gift for someone you’re trying to send mixed signals to.
Official Minor Stars site: www.minorstars.net
Love,
Sorry, Dad
second ep!
Hello! My name is Elisha.
I am trying to be a comedian, actor, writer and producer.
Contact
elisha.yaffe@gmail.com
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