Elisha Yaffe (is a guy)

ATTN ALL: Personal Spin Doctor For Hire

BECAUSE POLITICIANS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO NEED REFRAMING!

Hi. It’s me. Johnson Humperdick. College dropout, coke addict. Or should I say…Energetic entrepreneur!

We all have life problems. But what if we (drumroll, thank you) looked at them as…life solutions!

Confused? Exactly. That just means your brain is working hard.

Happen to have a problematic history of being a human? You’re not alone. There are literally billions of us out there!

Look no further. Because I am your new…personal spin doctor.

• Are you a single divorcee? No. You’re an “experienced independent”
• Raging alcoholic? Nah uh. You’re a “fiery inhibition-fucker”
• Slut? Nope. It’s time to start calling your sweet butt a “social butterfly”

Want to hear more? I’m available 24/7 for one on one appointments in front of any glass coffee table in the greater Los Angeles area.

29 January 2012 ·

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• cocaine
• politics
• spin doctors