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BECAUSE POLITICIANS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO NEED REFRAMING!
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This is real folks! Polish politicians wearing Guy Fawkes masks in protest of ACTA.
(Source: knowyourmeme)
Official video I directed for Roberts and Lord!
I’m in a new music video directed by Matt Wells. Check out my scary face! My dog didn’t recognize me on set. Things are still tense between us.
TRUE STORY
25,034 viruses later, I finally got a LEGIT penis enlargement email offer. Perseverance pays off, ya’ll!
This is an original song by Bryan Condon written for last year’s Hootenanny. If you like country music songs about love with a hint of yodeling, this song is for you. If you don’t, we at The Moon don’t know what’s wrong with you! Maybe you should see a brain doctor!
My friend Bryan wrote my new favorite song.
(via bryancondon)
Hello! My name is Elisha.
I am trying to be a comedian, actor, writer and producer.
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